Youshutup wrote:
I'm really not sure about the small print here but yes I believe you could take her on as a second wife, and she will consent to sleep on the couch.
That's a start, will work on the rest when she gets here.
Youshutup wrote:
She's going to need at least $1000 for flights to Syria but will find her own RPG once there,
What kind of crappy terrorists are these that she can't get them to pay for her flight?
Well we'll be working to find her a better group of people to jihad with, that's for sure. No wife of mine is going to pay her own way.
Youshutup wrote:
you have to do the full husband bit including prayer five times a day, mosque whenever she goes,
Like I said, no problem trying new things...
Youshutup wrote:
no alcohol,
... oh right.
Well I might try and sneak a little
, but that'd still probably be doable. Might have to take something out of her AK-47 fund though.
Youshutup wrote:
and her family will sometimes end up staying with you and your wife and your nearly three kids as well.
That could be a problem... we're not allowed to have more than 6 people staying here. Could probably find some open-minded friends for them to stay with though. There's lots of people in this town who like to pretend to be culturally enriched by stuff.