Kaolian's No good, Very, very bad day.Follow

So its friday. Last day before the weekend. Good day usually? Not for me today.

I get up as usual at 6:30. I take a nice long shower, And I get out, start getting dressed, when I hear my front door opening. At 7 am

I ask "who is it", and hear a muffled sounding something along the lines of "maintenance" before whoever it is ducks into my bathroom. Still half dressed, I pick up the only readily available weapon in the bedroom, My leatherman, and go out to the bathroom area. The bathroom is in a narrow hallway, and it's small. Not much room in there to maneuver. I can hear him in there, but I can’t see him.

I pound on the door, standing off to the side. I figure if he has a gun he's going to shoot through the door. He opens it, and I see he is unarmed. He has my coat with my wallet, keys and cell phones in it, and the government access badge for where I work (which was not anywhere near my coat) he's wearing a blue shirt and jeans, no coat of his own.

At knifepoint, I ordered him to empty his pockets out, then to remove his drivers license from his wallet, place the license on the ground. I then escorted him out of the apartment (still at knifepoint) and locked the door behind him.

I then retrieved my phone (which was in with him) and called the police, who arrived 20 minutes later. In hindsight I probably should have kept him in the apartment under guard.

So they get my statement, I get my locks changed out, and I go to work. They call me back a few hours later, they searched his house and found unspecified drug items, and he apparently has a prior record. There will be a trial once they manage to catch him, which given that they have his real name, address, and all sorts of supporting information (like his stupid myspace page with his stupid friends on it) should not take too long.

So that's how my morning went. Anyone else have a better day?

I demand you change the title of this thread to "Kaolian is a Bad MotherfUcker", to reflect the actual events of the day. Oh, and link to his Myspace, please.

Glad to hear he didn't have a gun, or a bigger knife. That would have sucked.

Damn, that's scary. Always keep your doors locked!

I just checked...mine is!

I'd a hurt him, but then I'd hurt anyone if I had to wake up for work at seven in the morning. I don't go to bed 'til that late some days.

Having a myspace page can only damage his character when on trial.



Good to hear there was no stabbings done by you, or to you. The rest of your weekend just has to be better now, right... RIGHT?



/knock wood

monx dot just get banned? and.. i think your title should be changed to bad *** ************* i'm sorry but that story kicks so much ***.

That's hawt.

Nexa

In hindsight I probably should have kept him in the apartment under guard.

Nah. What's that lead to? You call the cops he starts to think it's a good idea to try to leave and you what...stab him? What you should have done is tied him up with a combination of S&M gear and cable ties and then called the police.

Buy a gun, then you'll be safe.

Glad to see you're ok.

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