EQ Mob:William Maise  

You say, 'Hail, William Maise'

William Maise says, 'HI, I'M WILLIAM MAISE AND THESE ARE THE FINEST PARCHMENTS YOU'LL EVER SEE! MY QUALITY IS UNMATCHED AND SO ARE MY PRICES! YOU'LL BE WONDERING HOW YOU EVER SURVIVED WRITING ON THE SCRATCHY TREEBARK YOU CALL VELLUM!'

You say, 'Billy Mays'

William Maise says, 'I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT! WHAT I DO KNOW ABOUT IS FINE PARCHMENTS. YOU SHOULD TAKE A LOOK AT THE FINE THINGS I'M OFFERING!'