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Quiddich?
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Watching the Ducks once again blow a 3-2 series lead to a lower-seeded team at home confirms that all is good and right in the universe. Bruce Boudreau looks like Alfred Hitchcock after a trip to an all-you-can-eat cottage cheese buffet, and Corey Perry bathes in rancid tobacco spit.
See you in Tampa. Hawks in 6, Duncan Keith for Conn Smythe.
See you in Tampa. Hawks in 6, Duncan Keith for Conn Smythe.
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Demea wrote:
Watching the Ducks once again blow a 3-2 series lead to a lower-seeded team at home confirms that all is good and right in the universe.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Watching the Ducks once again blow a 3-2 series lead to a lower-seeded team
Kind of pertinent that the 'lower seeded team' is the Blackhawks. No one really believed the Ducks were going to win that series.
Kind of pertinent that the 'lower seeded team' is the Blackhawks. No one really believed the Ducks were going to win that series.
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Fair enough, but it's a fun narrative when you take their 2013 (up 3-2, lost to Detroit) and 2014 (up 3-2, lost to LA) results into account.
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Sheesh, Tampa. Did you think you could sit back on a 1-goal lead?
TIVO TARGARYEN SAYS NO.
TIVO TARGARYEN SAYS NO.
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Demea wrote:
Sheesh, Tampa. Did you think you could sit back on a 1-goal lead?
TIVO TARGARYEN SAYS NO.
TIVO TARGARYEN SAYS NO.
Is that his actual name, or are you reminding yourself to record GoT?
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"We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary."
— James D. Nicoll
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"We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary."
— James D. Nicoll
Man, watching this series reminds of just how ******* far the Leafs are from being viable.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
At least you got your coach, eh? And I'm pretty sure you're contractually obligated to employ Dan Cleary too, for whatever ******* reason.
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
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**** YEAH, ********
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**** YEAH, ********
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Congratulations, Ric Flair.
I think.
I think.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Ditka does it again.
George Carlin wrote:
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
So, uh, da 1985 Bears versus da 2015 Blackhawks...
Are we talkin' football or hockey?
Does it matter?
Da Bears!
Are we talkin' football or hockey?
Does it matter?
Da Bears!
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
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