Decided to give the expansion a spin after all, and I decided to go with a healing spec on my Druid. Naturally, I figured I'd give some of the dungeons a whirl as well.
I've missed these frustrating 5-man PUG runs and the dialogue it provides.
Location: Auchindoun
Time: Way past bedtime
Status: Final boss down after 3rd wipe
Rogue: "u suck heal"
Rogue: "worst heal evr"
Me: "I told you the first two times you died that I can't heal through the fire damage, but you still decided to stand in it. I can't heal stupid."
Monk: "heal me ffs"
Me: "Oh, I did. In fact, I had to spam heals on just you, which is why everyone else died and we wiped."
Me: "If you don't purify your Stagger damage, you're squishy like a grape."
Monk: "i purified the dmg"
Me: "Then you're doing something wrong, because you took more than twice the damage of any other tank I've healed in here."
Rogue: "so bad"
...awkward pause...
Paladin: "ur dmg sucks druid"
Me: "Are you ******* kidding me?"